What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

A: An Apple turnover.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

How many pretty girls are there at a monastery?

Nun.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What's in cider?

I'm in cider!