What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

What's a python's favourite pop group ?

Squeeze !

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.