What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

scream) APPLE!!!

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

What's the difference in red and purple...?

How hard you squeeze it.

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's in cider?

I'm in cider!

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.