What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

Squeeze Jokes More Squeeze Jokes

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

Pretty Girl Jokes More Pretty Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's the difference between a joke and a pretty girl?

sometimes i get the joke.

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

Why did the apple cross the road?

To get to the other cider.