What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

Previous Random Joke Next
Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What is a chiropractor's favorite chemical element?

Knee-on!

What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What's the difference...?

What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's in cider?

I'm in cider!

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.