What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

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Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

What's the best thing about bee's?

It's knees.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

Cider Jokes More Cider Jokes

What's the difference between a pretty girl and an apple?

One you squeeze to get cider, the other you get 'side her to squeeze.

What's the difference between juice and cider?

I can't go deep in juice.