Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

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What do you call it when a king rips a fart?

Air to the throne.

Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser