Budweiser the King of Beers !
Because they're all pawns and their king doesn't exist.
Just Juan
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.
They're buds
Bud.
Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.