What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.