SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
It eggs-plodes !
Nobody nose.
A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)
A car.
Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom
Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!
It was tired of working in a dead end field.
A bad news bear
A: So he could shoot his mouth off.
Hole is going to be huge!
The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"
Jos and Hose-B
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
