What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to you ?

PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the black man get for his 18th birthday?

Your car.

How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car?

Tired.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Who, dad?

Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car.

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.