What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common?

They both work on crowded platforms.

What makes you qualified for this job?

Me: Because i work for less and good at licking. Mgmt: You're hired.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What did the son corn say to the mama corn?

Where's pop corn

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*