Reverse Jokes

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

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What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What do you do if you're drunk and you run into your ex wife?

Reverse to make sure.

What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

Why do whites call it reverse racism?

because, only whites are racist.

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Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

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Driving at midnight.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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What gets you a downvote?

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

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What do you call a group of rabbits walking backward?

A receding hareline.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line.

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What's the difference between racism and chinese ?

racism has many faces

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

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How do you distinguish a French tank from a British tank?

The rear-view mirrors

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too