Antimatter.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*
SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now
Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.
A receding hare line.
Reverse to make sure.
Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.
because, only whites are racist.
Linoleum Blownapart
So they can win one every now and again. (Thanks, John Cleese! This was too good not to share.)
A receding hareline
A receding hare-line.
Incase onion rings
He/she's not sitting or standing!
Good Mornin'!
And how can we cheer it up
Because german soldiers like to march in the shade
Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.
A convertible.
Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.
Toby
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
