What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

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What do you call a group of rabbits backing up?

A Receding hairline

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls