Niagara Falls Jokes

What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common?

Just receding.

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug?

Niagara Falls, Viagra rises.

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.