What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug?

Niagara Falls, Viagra rises.

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What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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They just keep getting hooked.

Why did my husband die?

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Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

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What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

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What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

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Polaroids