What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug?

Niagara Falls, Viagra rises.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas?

Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

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What kind of drug is /r/theRedPill?

It's a beta blocker

When will you be bioavailable?

Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

How do you get a bunch of Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "Get out of the pool."

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

Viagra Jokes More Viagra Jokes
Performance Jokes More Performance Jokes

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Niagara Falls Jokes More Niagara Falls Jokes

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Enhance Jokes More Enhance Jokes

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.