What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug?

Niagara Falls, Viagra rises.

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What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

What do you call a Canadian group of racists?

The Ku Kanux Klan.

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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?

Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids