Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Why is the universe feminine in nature?

Because it's made up of galaxies.

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How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance