Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

How do you separate two blind people fighting?

You just simply shout: "I'm supporting the one with the knife!"

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.