Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

Previous Random Joke Next
Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Performance Jokes More Performance Jokes

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance