Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.