Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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What is a flea's favourite book ?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance