Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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What river separates China and India?

Answer: the Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?

With a Crowbar!!!!!

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play