Performance Jokes

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What's the difference between the Canadian-American border and a performance enhancing drug?

Niagara Falls, Viagra rises.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids