What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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A peng-lose!

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Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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Breast implants.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids