What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white?

A Penguin rolling down a hill What's black and white and laughing The penguin who pushed him

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids