What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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What do you call a duck that does drugs?

A quack head!

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

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Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

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What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

Polaroid Jokes More Polaroid Jokes

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.