What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What sort of drug does a duck use?

Quack cocaine

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What's a penguins favourite relative?

Aunt Arctica! PENGUIN . . ME makes flies over head motion PENGUIN I don't know what that means

How does a penguin keep itself hydrated?

His waddle bottle.

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What do you call group of mentally handicapped kids at a performance of "Peter Pan"?

Slow Children At Play

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

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Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids