Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.