Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin with a machine gun?

Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.