Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.

What's a Penguins favorite type of pasta?

Penguini

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs