Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Why do penguins never go to England?

Because they're afraid of Wales!

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.