Cold Foot Jokes

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

What did Mike Tyson call the groom with cold feet?

A Puthy

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.