Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

Mortgage Jokes More Mortgage Jokes

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.