Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

Mortgage Jokes More Mortgage Jokes

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.