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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?
He had cold feet.
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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?
Pregnant
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What do you call a gang of penguins?
A ganguin
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Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?
Because his house was underwater.
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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?
He had cold feet.
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Why are penguins so shy?
They always get cold feet.
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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?
He had cold feet.
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