Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

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Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Why are penguins so shy?

They always get cold feet.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.