Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

What do you call a gang of penguins?

A ganguin

Mortgage Jokes More Mortgage Jokes

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why don't penguins ever get married?

They always get cold feet! I'll show myself out.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.