Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Penguin Jokes More Penguin Jokes

Who's the only living relative of penguin?

His Aunt Arctica

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

Mortgage Jokes More Mortgage Jokes

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

Cold Foot Jokes More Cold Foot Jokes

Why didn't the penguin jump off the iceberg?

Because he got cold feet.

Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub?

So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.