Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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What do you call a penguin that can't win?

A peng-lose!

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

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Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.