Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

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Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!