Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

What is it called when a Sailor in the Navy gets a care package from home?

Underwear Replenishment

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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.