What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

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How did the man get stuck at the Russian airport?

He got snowden.

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When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

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Why didn't the penguin close on his mortgage?

He had cold feet.

Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater