What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

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What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

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What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

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Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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Why is it so hard to get a mortgage in Columbia SC?

All the homes there are underwater

Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage?

Because his house was underwater.