How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

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What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed