How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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What do you call ghosts that haunt liquor stores?

Spirits

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.