How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

Haunt House Jokes More Haunt House Jokes

How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

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What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

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What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!