What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

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Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.