Apple User Jokes

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

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How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb?

One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world.

What did the Imam say after he was replaced by immigrants?

They took my hijab!

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How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

How did the hipster narco escape from prison?

By going underground

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What cereal was removed from Tim Cook's breakfast?

Apple Jacks

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

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What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!