Apple User Jokes

What is Apple users favorite movie?

No Escape

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How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

Replace Jokes More Replace Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

Android Jokes More Android Jokes

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Accept Jokes More Accept Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many dank memes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.

Apple Jack Jokes More Apple Jack Jokes

Whats an ex-iphone user's favorite cereal?

Apple Jacks

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks

I Phone Jokes More I Phone Jokes

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

Ebt Jokes More Ebt Jokes

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.