How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

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How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

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How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

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What's the best airline to fly around the Seven Kingdoms ?

Southwesteros

Why are dwarfs so depressed?

Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy.

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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

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Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

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What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday?

Yellow Cake

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years