What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

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Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

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Whats the age of consent in Thailand?

50$

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

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Why did the tree install solar panels?

It wanted to be a power plant.

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.