When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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Why did Gigi leave the party angrily?

Because she's Hadid.

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime . . ."

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

How do you test a saltshaker ?

You call in a redditor.

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.