When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

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Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

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What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!

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How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.