When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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Why is the men's room always located to the left?

Because women are always right.

What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

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Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

How do you stop joint pain?

Turn it around.

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What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

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How can a man go 7 days without sleeping?

Sleep at night

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

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How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies