What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

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What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days .

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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What do you call a witness to an event in the Middle East?

A Dubaistander. Yeah I thought of it myself.

What is the name of the event in which Hillary supporters move out of the US?

A start.