Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

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What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

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What word begins with M and ends in arriage and is a mans favourite thing?

A: Miscarriage This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

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What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.

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Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.