Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

Steven Wright joke, iirc.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What type of bees don't die?

Zom-bees

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What's the most scandalous of the wonders of the ancient world?

The Colossus of Scrotes.

Hum Jokes More Hum Jokes

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics