It's because they don't know the words.
i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!
Unbereavable.
Thesaurus. :/
Mike Ike's are my least favorite.
A bee-gonias !
Zombees
been wondering for years
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Because they don't know the words.