Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What's another word for slaughterhouse?

Lumbar mill.

What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

Why are bees so rich?

They have their own bees knees.

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Hum Jokes More Hum Jokes

Why do bees hum?

Because they can't remember the lyrics

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.