Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus. :/

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What's a bees favourite flower ?

A bee-gonias !

Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees

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Why is it called finding nemo?

been wondering for years

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Hum Jokes More Hum Jokes

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.