Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What is another word for a rap battle?

Black-on-black rhyme

What did the answering machine say to the telephone?

Take my word for it.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

Hum Jokes More Hum Jokes

Why do fluorescent lights hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.