Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

Previous Random Joke Next

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

What does a bee say before it stings you ?

This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

Hum Jokes More Hum Jokes

Why do power lines hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Why do hummingbirds hum?

They don't know the words.