Legs. Spread the word.
Nirvana
Nothing they've never met.
Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.
Awkward.
spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.