Legs. Spread the word.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Blue Sonnet
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.
They're both easily spread.
Marma'lady
One. You just have to spread him real thin.
Pyroglyphs.
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
Because if they don't spread they are worthless.
Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
Because it saw the pillow slip.
In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.
spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Memementos
Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).
Random Dude: [...💘]
Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.
A complaint Bernard!
Because they cant tell jose from hose B
The light was on.
Because they can't get past their Masters.
Because when they captain said, "GET DOWN!" They all started dancing..
Bell-bottoms!
Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.
Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."
Paint a goal line on your driveway.
Because it was Pablo-matic
They objectify everything.
Wait, I can explain everything!
He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.
On television !
A: Saddle-lite TV
