Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.