Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"