Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

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Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

because it was the first Indie film.

Why do married men love golf so much?

Because it's not the same three holes over and over again.

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What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)