I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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What did the Japanese soda say to Papa John after he crashed his car?

I'm really sodie pop.

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Because he's from New York.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

A: Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

Why was the daybreak sad?

Because it was in morning.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a pair of stubborn testicles?

A refuse sack.

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In case he got a hole-in-one.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.