I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a group of cars ?

A clutch !

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

Why was the daybreak sad?

Because it was in morning.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

What do you call two pears?

A pair.