I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

How the hell did you do that"?

The car rolled on it".

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

How do you make a baby cry?

Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's one thing a man doesn't want to hear the morning after?

Yes, I'm completely sure.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams?

Too tense.

Pear Jokes More Pear Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.