What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

What's the second hardest thing in the morning?

Getting out of the bed!

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What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.