What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

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What's darker than 3am in the morning?

12' noon in the cotton fields.

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.