Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

Why aren't there any Mexican swimmers in the Olympics?

Because they're all in the US

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why are there no mexican in the olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.