Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What did one pimple say to the other?

If you're busted, run.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.