Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What OS does an atheist run on their computer?

Fedora. For Linux n00bs(https://getfedora.org/)

What is a mexican's favourite sport?

Cross-Country Running

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.

Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States