Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

Why shouldn't white people swim?

Crackers get soggy when wet.

Olympic Jokes More Olympic Jokes

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.