Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

Previous Random Joke Next

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common?

They love to swim in gold coins.