Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

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What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

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Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.