Where does a Muslim learn to swim?

Inshallah water.

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What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.