Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

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Why were there only 1000 people at the Million Mexican March?

They only had 2 trucks.

What do you call a mexican who last his car?

Juaquin.

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What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

A: They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

What did one bird say to the other bird?

toucan play at this game.

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How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

Why... Can't illegal US immigrants play Uno?

Because they keep stealing all the Green Cards

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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They steal the green cards.

Why can't you play UNO with a mexican?

They always steal the green card.