Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

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What do you call a Mexican melon?

A cantelopez! Came up with this on all by myself. I'm a new Dad, so I feel as if I've significantly leveled up my Dad Joke ability.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

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What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?

They where playing for the cup !

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Why are white prisoners scarier than black prisoners?

The white guy might actually be guilty. (Stolen from a comment by )

Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there

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How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

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Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.