Why don't you play UNO with a Mexican?

Because they steal all the green cards

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Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

What's the funniest type of Mexican food?

Fajitahahahas

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What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

What game do old black people play?

Blingo!

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How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"

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Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

Why are Mexicans bad at UNO?

They steal all the green cards.

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Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

Why can you not play UNO with mexicans?

They take all the green cards.