What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Whats the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?

It only takes 1 nail to hang the painting.

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What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

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What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.