Pit Bull Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ?

Army Ants coming for tea then

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie