Pit Bull Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."

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What has 5 arms and rocks?

Def Leppard

What weebles and wobbles but can't get up?

Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.