Pit Bull Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

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A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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A Star-Spangled Banner.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ?

A boar constrictor !

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie

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Sew sew

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Why can't a guy see his friends?

Because he's married.

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