Pit Bull Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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Go on a bunnymoon

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

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Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

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What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What are you doing, dad?

Filing taxes... LOLJK... I'm googling "non-extraditable countries". Pack your bags, kid! We're going to Libya!"

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Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?

Because you can't bury them in trees !

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.