Pit Bull Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What does Arizona name Colorado?

Border Collie

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and a trunk?

The 2 nigerians that stole my trunk

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.

Fox Jokes More Fox Jokes

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

Happy Pit Bull Jokes More Happy Pit Bull Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

How do you bury a hundred Mexicans?

In a casket.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

He had no-BODY to go with.

Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming?

because he had no body to go with

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, change comes from within.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.