Pit Bull Jokes

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pit bull.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What do married people do for fun?

Get divorced.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

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What has four legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

What time is it when twenty dogs and one cat get together?

20 after 1.

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What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

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What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

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Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !