Pit-bull in kids sandpit
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A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.
A pit bull.
Marry her !
A pit bull in a kindergarten
A pit bull coming back from the playground.
A happy pit bull.
9/11
If you let the dog in, it will shut up.
In a casket.
Fruit of the tomb
I said, "Kindergarten."
Def Leppard
Grandpa having a seizure. Bonus: Statistically speaking, 1 in 5 adult men
Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
A mountain gloat.
A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.