Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
The later you get home, the happier one is to see you
The chain is too long.
Lets go play on our bikes.
Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.
Fire.
The World Trade Center
When it's a baby elephant !
A: He wanted to feed the mouse.
A horse !
Karma-vore
