Why can't we feed the animals?

Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college?

Bison

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?

Don't feed it !

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains?

A Forgoat.

What do you call a person who had to be amputated after being attacked by an animal?

Claude