Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
Oy vey!"
My ex-wife
Kid: At the Joke shop.
Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.
Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!
The other half
A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.
If they're black, they can't feed a family.
A pitbull returning from a playground.
An animal that puts you out a night !