Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
In the garden. -But I don't see her. -Oh, you just have to dig a little.
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
Stop using Chex as a weapon!
A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.
He died on the cross!
What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer? An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!
To feed her nightmare.
the Steaks are high."
A frog. It croaks every night.
Gnus - readers !
