Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

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What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.