Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding That's a hardware problem!

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What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

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What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.