Kid: At the Joke shop.
Because the bus hit him.
Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.
No one could perform the execution well enough.
Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.
Bar tender
They don't believe in higher power.
A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.
A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.