Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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What did the mama pig say when junior pig bought a basket of wormy apples?

Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant