What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

What happens when Kim Jong-un gets sick?

He turns into Kim Jong-ill!

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What do you call a Mexican skeleton's favorite drug?

Marrow-Juan-a.

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

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What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

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How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof