What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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Where are the kids?

me *turns around and goes back out*

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Xbox?

They're both made of plastic, and little kids turn them on.

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What do you call a Mexican that loses a car?

Carlos.

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

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Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

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Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

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What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof