What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Snitch Jokes More Snitch Jokes

Why don't they let gansters play Quidditch?

Cause gangsters always catch the snitch!

How is prison like quidditch?

The game ends when they catch the snitch

Sting Jokes More Sting Jokes

What is the bees favourite film ?

The Sting !

Who is the bees favourite singer ?

Sting !