Sting Jokes

What do you call Sting 5 minutes ago?

Stung.

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What does Sting have in common with a snitch?

They both sang at the police.

What did Sting say to his proctologist?

Don't stand so close to me.

Who is the bees favourite singer ?

Sting !

What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport?

The long hump

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?

Internettles.

What is the bees favourite film ?

The Sting !