Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

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What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What is the difference between the regular police and the secret service?

The secret service is the only police that gets in trouble if a black person dies. Shamelessly stolen from the correspondents' dinner.

What do you call a midget fortune teller running from the police?

A small medium at large.