Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

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When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

What did the depressed philosopher say?

I drink because I am.

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What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

What did the Middle Eastern terrorist say when he was captured by the police?

Oman!