Where do police put their drinks?

Copholders

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police

What do driving and dating have in common?

Both end up with you being chased by the police if you go too fast.