Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

Why do black people from west Africa never go on cruises?

They're not falling for that again.

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

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How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

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How much is an M&ampM?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.