Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him?

Get off me Holmes!

What can't a man with no arms break?

His fall.

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How long are your arms?

Jesus: Why Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what Judas:Across. How long across.

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

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How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.

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How much is an M&ampM?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.