Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

What's the most dangerous weapon your wife can get her hands on?

Your credit card.

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How much is an M&ampM?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.