Because they fall through his hands.
They count sheeple.
through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
He forgot his safe word.
A hand shake.
Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.
Because they wanted to be smarties.
They're so damned hard to peel.