How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

How do you ask a priest to hand you the spaghetti?

Pasta pasta, pasta.

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I see your dead body and raise you back to life (NSFL)

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A elevator can raise a kid

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How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change?

Because they were vaccinated as children.