How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

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Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down"

What did they say to the CEO who raise minimum wage to $70,000?

Price is right!

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Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau