How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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What did the frustrated cannibal say?

Nothing he just threw up his hands.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you get when you take an HIV medication and raise the price 5,000%?

Rich AND famous, apparently

What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

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Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

How many Jihadists does it take to change a light bulb?

Allah them. (I googled several varations and thus far I believe I am the originator)