How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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How did pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

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Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.