How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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How do you keep men on their toes?

Raise the urinals

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

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What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.