How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the big hairy monster do when he lost a hand?

He went to the second-hand shop.

Why did Timmy fall off the swings?

Didn't have any hands.. (the real punch line) Knock knock.. Who's there Not Timmy..

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Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.