How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

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What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

What will never be read in braille?

Do not touch.

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How many months have 28 days in a leap year?

12 months not just february!

How many months have 28 days?

All of them