How often do lesbian gypsies get their hands read?

Every 28 days or so.

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What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

Why would 12:00 make the best cop?

Hands up"

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What do you call a closet full of lesbians?

A liquor cabinet.

How do lesbians keep things interesting in the bedroom?

They think outside the box.

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What book you reading there?

Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one.

What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics

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How many months have 28 days?

All of them

How many have 28 days?

All 12