What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.

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What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!"

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What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

Which one is the Irishman?

A: The one on the motorbike.

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What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.