What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.

What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'