What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me !

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

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What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

What did a confused Mexican alphabet say?

K

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What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.

What's the most useless thing ever?

Anne Frank's drum kit.