What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

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What's the most useless thing about a knife?

The 'K'

What's the most useless thing on a woman?

A drunk Irishman.