What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !

What's the difference between my ex girlfriend and ebola?

At least Ebola will finish me off

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What do you call an Irishman who slept out on the lawn all night?

Patty-OFurniture

What do you call an Irishman who sits on the porch all year round?

Patty O'Furnature

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What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)

Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whisky?

A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks