What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala

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Why are all Satanists trypophobic?

They're grossed out by Holy things.

What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's