What did the dyslexic Satanist do?

He sold his soul to Santa.

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How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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What does a Satanist take when their allergies to Christians act up?

Anti amine's

How much does a Satanist weigh?

A pentagram.