What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Previous Random Joke Next

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause?

With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What do you call the side door of a brothel in Westeros?

Hodor