What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and A Black Rapper?

Santa stops after three hoes.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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What would an employee only entrance to a brothel be called in Westeros?

A Hodor...

What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies?

A frothel