What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

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What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

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Whats Irish and stays out all night?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.