What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What's Irish and sits on a porch?

Pati 'O' Furniture

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

a surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

What do you get if you cross a Mexican with an Irishman?

A redhead who can tan.

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What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.