What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.

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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you call an Irish armchair?

Patty O'Furniture