What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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What does a cynical Irishman drink?

Whiskey sour

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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What is Irish and sits on the porch?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.